A good laugh at my friend's expense, oh but we are laughing with you, not at you.

I was at work one day last week and having a break with some co-workers. My friend was wearing a lower cut shirt and I saw this big owwie on her chest. It was about 2 inches long and about 3/4" wide. Confused as I was and curious as a cat, I looked at her with my brow furrowed and asked her what happened. She looked at me rather sheepishly and said, "I tried to iron my blouse while I had it on. The collar wasn't laying right."